Just a few thoughts

You ever think somethin’ bad, and you start thinkin’, you know, that if the person next to you could read your mind you’d be in deep shit? And then you think, “nah, no such thing as telepaths, don’t be silly?”

Cherish those few moments of paranoia. It’s the only time they’re not listening.
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When you live in a bright place, you get used to light, and it starts affecting you less. When you live in a dark place, you get used to dark, and it starts affecting you less. When you live in a violent place, youn get used to violence, and it starts affecting you less.

And when you skydive enough, you get used to gravity, and it starts affecting you less.

This is nowhere near as pleasent as it sounds.
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Those “Please Keep Off The Grass” signs?

You really, really should.
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The Jolly Green Giant exists.

Soylent Green was loosely based on a horrible nightmare of the real “Garden in the Valley.”
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Don’t look in public restroom mirrors too long. They get curious, and start looking back.
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I know a man who only smiles when he’s angry.

He claims he was abducted by his mother’s cat when he was little, and he picked up the habit from the furry little bastard.
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Sorry if I inadvertently stole from anybody, it’s been a little while since I read through all the rumors and something might’ve slipped in.