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Confectionary of Concern

You know those sweets that kids are always eating, well there’s a darker side…..

Pixie Stix, those long plastic tubes full of fruit flavoured sugar, well that’s no sugar it’s actually ground up pixies. Where do they get them?

Marathon bars were renamed Snickers bars when someone found out anyone could actually run a marathon after eating one.

Milkyway Doesn’t Spoil Your Appetite. Of course it doesn’t, that’s because each bar is actually a parasite.

Candy Corn, actually grows in the candy fields of middle America, the thing is that owner of these fields doesn’t like visitors and hangs their heads outside her gingerbread house.

One thought on “Confectionary of Concern

  1. Fathomir says:

    Funny. However, the last rumor (the one about candy corn) has some spelling errors.

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