Russia has flown a team of chemical experts to a Siberian region to find out why smelly, coloured snow has been falling over several towns.
The BBC is reporting something very strange happening in remote regions in Russian. Foul, orange snow has fallen in an area bigger than 500 square miles.
Sure, they’re going to claim it’s chemical, no doubt related to oil industry.
But it certainly sounds like a ritual effect to me. Something major. Blighted snow ruining crops and livestock…
It’s not snow. Not really.
It’s a colour, out of space.
I want to say something witty about this, but all I can think of is orange sherbet.