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Cosmic Speculation

Ranting and raving by the seriously in-the-know.

Those at the top of the occult heap have come to some pretty big conclusions on their way up there. Of course, that doesn’t mean they’re any more reliable.

Of course the moon landings were faked. The moon is alive, asleep and dreaming the Earth. We wouldn’t dare try to go there, in case we wake it up.

There really were giants in the earth in those days. The Behemoth, Kraken, Leviathan and so on were all swimming the seas even after we massacred the dragons and the jotun. Moby Dick was the last nail in the coffin – the symbolic killing of the Leviathan re-wrote history so we only remembered them as old stories.

Some Australian otherspaces have been growing seriously friggin’ huge by consuming other ones. Soon one of them is going to come for this world.

The Naked Goddess didn’t ascend alone. She had to be accompanied by the Hopeless Admirer. Of course, nobody knows his (her?) name either, and because everybody watches the Goddess, nobody realises that the Admirer is furthering the cause of detachment and hopelessness from the Statosphere. If we can just supplant it with something else, we can get people to do things again, instead of just watching!

Somebody sold a list of all 328 members of the Invisible Clergy at Swap Meet a few years ago. Which means, of course, that someone bought it.

You know how nobody trusts statistics these days? That’s because avatars of the Demagogue tried to seize them away from the Scholar back in the 60s. The resulting war devalued their importance in the public mind enough that their symbolic value has been pretty much nuked.

The Comte de Saint-Germaine is really a hive mind made of demons from way back when. Their continued re-ascension as the First and Last Man is the only thing confining humanity to its current mortal form.

One of the tiny countries in west Africa, I forget which, has been ruled by an Unspeakable Servant for the past 238 years. Whenever the current ‘ruler’ needs to ‘die’, it just kills the successor, takes him over and keeps right on going.

A Russian cult called Kosmograd has been grooming a girl to ascend as the Adept so they can control magick. Of course, to make it work they’ve had to give the poor kid multiple personalities, break a couple of those so they can work the mojo, and explain the whole plan to the last one left, which is why she’s desperate enough to get away that you can find her on a couple of mail-order bride sites.

3 thoughts on “Cosmic Speculation

  1. Caesar Salad says:

    A loose knit organization…okay, cult…with many ties to the media is trying to replace the Mother archetype with that of the Grieving Mother. This is why the Iraq war has gone on so long. Every interview with a mother who lost her son is another boost. It’s also why more and more kidnappings and child murders seem to be occuring.

    They believe the Mother archetype is too passive and protective and hope to further a more proactive cause with an archetype fueled by grief and rage into action.

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  2. CriticalFault says:

    Hell hath no fury like a woman’s scorn. Imagine what kind of mojo they are trying to fuel with it. More importantly, after all this time. They have to have it already, anyone notice any very very large change recently?

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  3. MessiahDave says:

    Not quite as scary as the last guys to try and supplant the mother with the Echidna- remember Columbine? Three school-shootings in 1999, then at least one a year each year since 2001, and each of those kids had a mom.

    Whatever the Maks did to Y2k, some think it might have accidentally helped to slow down the ascension of the mother of monsters.

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