A rather minor ritual for a bit of harmless fun.

This ritual requires:

Nine coupons for the same sort of food, expired at least year ago within the same four months,
Wooden chopsticks from take-out,
One container from delivery, cleaned, with a tin or foil being preferable,
A fridge,
A timer, and
Matches.

The coupons may be from different establishments, provided they are for the same sort of edible—Pizza Hut coupons work just fine with coupons for bake-at-home no-name frozen pizzas from the local grocery store, just as Burger King and Mcdonald’s work just fine, if you’re after a cheeseburger. It isn’t limited to fast food—if you can get enough of any sort of coupon, it can work, provided it’s for food or drink.

Stick the coupons together, licking them like stamps to do so. Set this bundle in the delivery container, and set it on fire by touching the burning tip of one chopstick to it. Using the chopsticks and whatever fire you have to light and relight them, burn the coupons until only ash remains. Rinse the ashes down the kitchen sink, but keep the container; it can be used again. Set the timer for thirty minutes. As soon as it goes off, check the fridge; your pizza, burgers, or noodles should be there, still quite hot. They’ll’ve been selected at random from what the coupon allowed.

Note: If you should wish to make a specific order, from what freedom the coupons if use give you, you may write it on a paper napkin, wrap it about the coupon bundle before burning it, and tie it in place with a straw wrapper. There’s nothing wrong with the random selection, though—though your bibliomancer, allergic to nuts, will probably be quite put out while the rest of the party chows down on cashew chicken.

Again, I leave charge cost up to you.