Baby moniters – as innocent as they seem?

Baby Monitors – Almost everyone who’s had a child has one sitting innocuously by their kid’s bed so they can keep an ear open for their offspring at night.

Such a clever ruse; how else could “they” legitimately place transmitters in nurseries all around the world – creating a vast spider’s web of clandestine listening posts for our shadowy overseers. But what are “they” listening for? What secrets lurk in the whispered breaths of our offspring and what repercussions await if they don’t like what they hear?? a cull of Herod-like proportions???

Claus the louse tells me that the occasional high pitched squeal is sonic conditioning pitched to the ear of the under fives, subliminally indoctrinating our children for the day they can be activated to complete their masters terrible mandate – but I wouldn’t listen to Claus, he’s mad !!!!