Why won’t he just shut up?

Ok, as we all know, the death of Michael Jackson should, realistically, have moved media attention away from the Mark Sanford affair…but it hasn’t. He’s continued to give interviews, and even called his Mistress his “soul mate.” It’s gotten so bad that his priest even said “Many of us are praying that he’ll enter a more silent mode.” As John Stewart put it “You know you’re in trouble when the guy who is spiritually bound to hear your sins wants you to zip it.”

This brings us to the major question: Why does he keep talking. I was wondering this…and then I remembered a class submitted by TedPro:

http://ua.johntynes.com/content_comments.php?id=1738_0_3_0_C1

I think we may have a major charge on our hands.