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Vending Heaven

But what to ask for?

You were just staring at the vending machine trying in vain to find that one thing you really wanted but it was not to be until you voiced your frustration “But what I really want is some caramel chews”.Then the front went black before revealing more caramel chews than you could ever want. But the machine would take your money, the screen demanding 3 bay leaves and green hat?.
weird, I know but you found that hat and leaves and you put them in the money slot(they fit, Why? Shouldn’t they have?) and out came your chews
But as you walked away the possibilities began to dawn, sure it’s unpredictable but imagine what you could do….
2 days later it vanished leaving behind nothing more than a chocolate vending machine and you richer by several gold ingots and a kilogram of cocaine, pointless aquisitions really.
Now, of course you have much better ideas of what to ask for, if only you could find it again

3 thoughts on “Vending Heaven

  1. Blupe says:

    Should have written down the customer service number…, most machines have one. (The conversation with the company who stocks the machine could be interesting!)

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  2. Xombie says:

    Cool idea. Made think of American Psycho where Bateman holds the kitten up to the ATM with a gun like he’s going to stuff it in there. Perhaps the vending machine’s charges get worse the more valuable the wish.

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  3. CriticalFault says:

    Absolutely perfectly within the theme. Major kodus, when i run UA again, this is going to be in there.

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