Wisdom from the mouth of Babes?

While perusing that esteemed UK gutter tabloid “The Sun” and glancing furtively at the page three stunner I happened to read the models comments.

Never do this.

One day the girl was quoting psychologist Carl Jung, the other day the philosopher Seneca – and the list goes on, each day. I thought it was some hack having a laugh but their laser comments on philosophy, economics and sociology have wormed their way into my brain, I can’t sleep, can’t relax, each day I need my new fix of random wisdom.

I don’t even look at the titties any more !!!!!