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Nadya Suleman, aka “The Octomom”

The classic fifteen-minutes-of-fame celebrity and unconscious Avatar of the Mother.

Nadya Suleman’s past needs little introduction. Anybody who wants to look for her can read about her on Wikipedia or can get lost in YouTube videos.

So what’s the purpose of rehashing a fifteen-minutes-of-fame celebrity?

Simple: these sorts of people can’t go away. Anything on the open internet is there forever, and it’s only a matter of time before some obsessed duke tries to make a power play.

Why is this relevant?

Nadya Suleman doesn’t know it, but she’s an unconscious Avatar of the Mother. Whether it’s due to personal prowess or the invested interest of millions of television viewers, she’s got a little magickal power.

And things like that tend not to stay hidden for long.

Personality: Cancer. In her own way, she actually cares for other people.
Obsession: Children. No matter what you might say about her, Nadya is extremely interested in children.
Wound Points: 40

Rage Stimulus: People who think she’s not good enough.
Fear Stimulus: (Isolation) Dying alone.
Noble Stimulus: Helping the sick.

Body: 40 (Old Back Injury)
General Athletics 20%, Resemble Angelina Jolie 35%, Struggle 15%
Speed: 50 (Average)
Dodge 20%, Do Two Things at Once 20%, Driving 25% Initiative 25%
Mind: 60 (Educated)
Conceal 15%, General Education 25%, Notice 15%, Psychotherapy 35%, Speak Arabic 15%
Soul: 70 (Intuitive)
Avatar: The Mother 20%, Charm 25%, Fifteen Minutes of Fame 20%, Lying 30%, Social Worker 30%

Psychotherapy: Nadya can provide counseling and psychological first aid as described in UA2, pg. 69.

Resemble Angelina Jolie: This is Nadya’s physical beauty skill. She can roll this in situations where attractiveness comes into play, as well as situations where she totally wants to creep people out.

Violence: 0 Hardened 0 Failed
Unnatural: 0 Hardened 0 Failed
Helplessness: 1 Hardened 0 Failed
Isolation: 1 Hardened 2 Failed
Self: 4 Hardened 2 Failed

Possessions: A wealth of stuff garnered by compensation and the kindness of strangers.

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