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Headline: Naked Man Allegedly Eating Victim’s Face Shot And Killed By Miami Police

Miami’s a bad place for people with faces right now.

“The officer…approached and saw that the naked man was actually chewing the other man’s head, according to witnesses. The officer ordered the naked man to back away, and when he continued the assault, the officer shot him.

The attacker continued to eat the man, despite being shot, forcing the officer to continue firing. Witnesses said they heard at least a half dozen shots.”

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3 thoughts on “Headline: Naked Man Allegedly Eating Victim’s Face Shot And Killed By Miami Police

  1. St. Mark says:

    http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/05/28/police-miami-cannibal-was-overdosing-on-new-super-potent-lsd/?utm_source=feedburner

    “the guy just stood his head up like that with a piece of flesh in his mouth and growled.”

    Police spokesman Armando Aguillar told reporters that the suspect may have been overdosing on a new, super-potent form of LSD. ”What’s happening is whenever we see that a person has taken all of his clothes off and has become violent, it’s indicative of this excited delirium that’s caused by overdose of drugs,” he said, “What’s happening is inside their body their organs are burning up alive.”

    It’s like they’re not even trying.

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  2. Rumba says:

    Ya know, I kept telling Scratch, there’s a reason ya don’t align your chems with Mars. And even if ya do, taking anything out of blood and mixing in is paramount to making the Doper a bull, and painting the world red. And, if you’re going to ignore ALL THAT, at least have the decency to keep your stash and the selling pot separate.

    Sigh.

    Honestly though, I’m surprised the guy only took 6. Scratch was going on about how the iron was supposed to “re-enforce the user’s will infinitely.” Don’t be surprised if this happens again, but with the Doper being bulletproof.

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